The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And his arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
The Misheard: and his arm had an ice-pack round my shoulder
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, It's less dangerous Here we are now, Entertain us
The Misheard: With the lights out, It's less dangerous Here we are now, In its anus
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Real Lyric: Pick up the pieces make an island, I'm gonna raise a little sand
The Misheard: Pick up the pieces, make an eyelid, you can come gimme a little hand
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Real Lyric: Litte Deuce Coupe
The Misheard: Little two scoop
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Real Lyric: The sweetest thing
The Misheard: The Swedish cheese
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Real Lyric: shes a five foot ten catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: shes a five foot tent cats**t and bandi eyes
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Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel
The Misheard: Then I told you 'bout our kid, how he's not a tomato.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch-a
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tow truck
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Real Lyric: "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."
The Misheard: "You're so lame, you probably think this song is about you."
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann take my hand
The Misheard: Barbra Ann ate my hand
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