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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Fun, Fun, Fun

    Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took her T-Bird away.

    The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took her teabag away.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand

    Real Lyric: And when i touch you i feel happy inside Its such a feeling that my love I cant hide, i cant hide, i cant hide

    The Misheard: and wheni touch you i feel happy inside its such a feeling that my love i get high, i get high, i get high

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: (You Drive Me) Crazy

    Real Lyric: you drive me crazy i just cant sleep im so exicted im in too deep oohh crazy and it feels alright baby thinking of you keeps me up alnight

    The Misheard: you drive me crazy i just cant spee im so exicted im in to sleep ooohh crazy but if feels alright baby pick me up and do "it" all night

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

    The Misheard: It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not

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    Artist: Whitesnake

    Song: Here I Go Again

    Real Lyric: ...to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

    The Misheard: ...to walk along in almost three degrees.

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: You don't need a penny just to hang around, But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down? Over on the corner there's a happy noise. People come from all around to watch the magic boy.

    The Misheard: You don't need a pinhead just to hang around, But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down? Over on the corner there's a happy noise. People come from all around to wash the magic ford.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: A big-legged woman ain't got no soul

    The Misheard: A pig-lipped woman aint got no soul

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Let It Be

    Real Lyric: Let it be

    The Misheard: Letter B

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes

    The Misheard: I knew it complete when I wore a young woman's clothes

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: discomfort,endlessly has pulled itself upon me

    The Misheard: this comfort seat has pulled my ass beneath my body

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