The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: At last
The Misheard: Avalanche
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Real Lyric: Take me home tonight, I don't want to let you go till you see the light
The Misheard: Take me home tonight, I don't want to let you go to sleep alive.
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Real Lyric: I'll be your number one with a bullet. A loaded God complex, c**k it and pull it.
The Misheard: I'll be your number one with a bully. A loaded God complex, covered in puddin'
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Real Lyric: Hot damn it, your booty like two planets.
The Misheard: Hot damn it, your booty like tube lettuce.
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Real Lyric: "now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow."
The Misheard: "now shawty said she feeling my stache, she feeling my fro."
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Real Lyric: I think we’re alone now. Doesn’t seem to be anyone around.
The Misheard: I think it’s pnemonia. Doesn’t seem to be anyone around.
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Real Lyric: Body like a back road...
The Misheard: Body like a backhoe...
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Real Lyric: Where it's covered in all the colored lights
The Misheard: Where it's covered in avocado lights
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Real Lyric: Her placenta falls to the floor
The Misheard: Her intentions fall to the floor.
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Real Lyric: I've seen all your qualifications You got from the Sorbonne
The Misheard: I've seen all your qualifications You got from the sore bum
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