The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah!
The Misheard: Fish for Dinner!
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Stepped in a cow flop
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Real Lyric: relax said the nightman, we are, programed to receive
The Misheard: relax saidthe nightman, we are, programed to the ceiling
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another on by Sadat
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Real Lyric: Pissing the night away
The Misheard: s**tting in my ashtray
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Real Lyric: I sat on the roof, and kicked off the moss
The Misheard: I sat on the roof, and kicked off for Mars
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Real Lyric: He left the bloodstains on the carpet.
The Misheard: He left butt stains on the carpet.
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: You're a slut more than you will know.
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Real Lyric: If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
The Misheard: If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If youre all alone, with a pretty bad butt symptom
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Real Lyric: And our good times start and end without dollar one to spend
The Misheard: But our good times start and end. Will our dollar want to spend?
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