The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me...
The Misheard: R-S-V-P, find out what it means to me...
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Real Lyric: Baa Baa Black sheep, have you any wool. Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
The Misheard: Happy any woo wa, yes sir, yes sir, be bat woo wa?
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Real Lyric: went to a dance lookin for romance, saw Barbara Ann and I thought I'd take a chance
The Misheard: went to a dance lookin for a man, saw Barbara Ann and I forgot about that man
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Real Lyric: Once Bitten, Twice Shy baby
The Misheard: I will get down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: Tried hard to not get caught He f**ked a chick in a parking lot
The Misheard: Tried hard to not get caught He f**ked a chicken in a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and...
The Misheard: Well you're where you should be all the time And when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a postman Wife of a postman, and
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
The Misheard: Lock the cashbox! Lock the cashbox!
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Real Lyric: "Its been awhile"
The Misheard: "Iditarod"
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Real Lyric: This is how you remind me of what i really am
The Misheard: This is how you remind me im half woman half man
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Real Lyric: all I do each night is pray
The Misheard: all i do is shine his brace
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