The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof, rusted!
The Misheard: You what?! Tin wooooof! Rested.
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Real Lyric: They're forming in a straight line
The Misheard: The plumbers and their steak knives
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Real Lyric: The kind of girl you read about in New Wave magazines..
The Misheard: The kind of girl you read about in Newsweek magazine
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Real Lyric: Losing my religion
The Misheard: Blues in my religion
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Real Lyric: I don't know where my home is
The Misheard: I don't know why I'm horny
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Spy on the range, I am still just a ready to page
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Real Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you But by the time I'm close to you, I lose my desidaratum, so now you...
The Misheard: My daring -do allows me to dance to Brigadoon around you But by the time I'm close to you, I lose my desperate pair of shoes, now you...
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Real Lyric: There is no need to be acting shady.
The Misheard: There is no need to be like Dick Cheney.
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lay across my big grass bed.
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who Who Who Who?
The Misheard: Cool Water. Oo-oo Oo-oo
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