The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Millions of people livin' as foes.
The Misheard: Millions of people livin' assholes.
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Real Lyric: Heaven and Nature sing
The Misheard: M&M nature sing
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Real Lyric: L.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
The Misheard: Come on little p***y, I wanna do it to you.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: She's wilder than a female goat!
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Real Lyric: "You got the peaches, I got the cream."
The Misheard: "You got the b**thes, I got the weed."
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had saggly sighs Telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: He got walrus gumboot
The Misheard: He got Walrus Gumbel
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Real Lyric: give me fuel give me fire give me that which I desire!
The Misheard: give me two give me five give me dollar ninety five!
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
The Misheard: Give me the beach boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll...
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch
The Misheard: She seems to have a bisbon topshelf
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