The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The Four right notes could make me cry
The Misheard: and the three-eyed goats could make me cry
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket All I got is faith to keep me warm
The Misheard: 91 piggies in my pocket All I got is fat to get me a farm
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgoisie and the rebel
The Misheard: Music makes the boys run free and the kibble
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Real Lyric: Kissed by the rose on the gray
The Misheard: Kicked by the rose in the face
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Real Lyric: Shes a brick house
The Misheard: She hit me with a brick... ow
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Real Lyric: swing low, sweet chariot
The Misheard: Swing low, sweet cherry pie
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Real Lyric: And worst of all, you never call baby
The Misheard: In Westerpoll, neanderthal baby
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Real Lyric: just like the old man in that book by Nabakov
The Misheard: Just like the old man in that book and now f**k off
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Real Lyric: we built this city on rock and roll
The Misheard: we built this city on the wrong damn road
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the doctor's cheap
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