The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have her hand in mine, I get high when we're walking.
The Misheard: I have hair in my mouth, I get high in Milwaukee.
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Real Lyric: No more falsehoods or derisions, golden living dreams of visions.
The Misheard: No more falsehoods or derisions, golden living teams of chickens.
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Real Lyric: It's a dirty story of a dirty man and his cleaning wife doesn't understand
The Misheard: It's a dirty story of a dirty man and his clingy wife doesn't understand
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and...
The Misheard: Some otherworld spy or the wife of a postman, wife of a postman...
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Real Lyric: I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
The Misheard: I mus protest, that my craziness, is showing me how
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
The Misheard: Sparing his life from his own sauce of tea.
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Real Lyric: ... And I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: Alle pisset an mi naa (german dialect for: everyone's pissing at me)
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Real Lyric: Gloria in excelsis deo
The Misheard: Gloria, eating Chelsea's day-olds.
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Real Lyric: Givin' up givin' up givin' a f**k
The Misheard: Gary, you're my wayward son
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Real Lyric: Arkie rice and salt fish are nice
The Misheard: I'm stepping in anteater s**t, I'm stepping in anteater s**t
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