The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "They paved paradise, And put up a parking lot."
The Misheard: "They paved paradise, and put up a f**king light."
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Real Lyric: more than a woman more than a woman too me
The Misheard: bald headed woman ,bald headed woman to me
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems. I've got my eye swipe. You've got your big g's. I've got my hash pipe.
The Misheard: You've got your problems. I've got my ask why. You've got to big cheese. I'll get your ass wiped.
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Real Lyric: I'm a model, you know what I mean
The Misheard: I'm a martyr, you know what I mean
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba die.
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, and I'm need of a guy, I'm on speed gonna die.
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son.
The Misheard: But the kid is not my size.
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Real Lyric: ...she's got electric boots a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got elestric boobs, her mom does too
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Real Lyric: Don't tread on me
The Misheard: Destructer of men
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t!
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on.
The Misheard: Hang on stupid, stuipid hang-a-hole.
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