The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: some day Mo n' Kee won't play piano ensemble.
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Real Lyric: jo jo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last.
The Misheard: jo jo was a man who thought he was a woman. boy was he one ugly man.
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Real Lyric: I want to be your sledgehammer!
The Misheard: I want to be your snake-charmer!
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
The Misheard: A potato, a potato, a potato, my tomato.
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Real Lyric: Pleasure spiked with pain
The Misheard: There shows my fifth pain
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Real Lyric: She had eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain
The Misheard: She had eyes of the bluest skies as if they'd fornicate
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Real Lyric: The place is a madhouse/feels like being cloned
The Misheard: Faces in a mouse/feels like King Kong
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Real Lyric: Who are you, who, who, who, who
The Misheard: New Orleans, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Real Lyric: She's giving me excitations
The Misheard: She's giving me head citations
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now
The Misheard: hey little baby let me light your candle 'cause yo mama i sure am the hendernan
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