The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...I don't wanna be sleazy, baby just tease me..
The Misheard: ..I don't wanna be seasick, baby just tease me..
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Real Lyric: B B B Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: s**t on my old chains.
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
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Real Lyric: Cause i want to leave like an animal
The Misheard: cause i want to live like a cannonball
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Real Lyric: Underneath Your Clothes
The Misheard: Underneath Your Toes
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test, and don't ask why. It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life.
The Misheard: another falling rock, a quarter on the road, tom grabes you beats you up, tell you you should smoke, so make the best of my land i dont no why, it is a question, that is killing my hinie, its something thats unthinkingable, lets go and fly my kite, i hav
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Real Lyric: ohhhhhh where half way there, ohhhhhoh where livin on a prayer, take my hand and we will make it i swear, ohhhh ohhhh livin on a prayer [ bo bo bo baba bo bo bo baba]
The Misheard: sooooooooo A tastay pear soooooooooo tender little prayer, take my hand, you can tango i swear, sooooooooo watta tastay prear! [so said moe ma ma so said moe]
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Real Lyric: I don't know them!
The Misheard: And the gumnuts too.
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Real Lyric: oh she promised me pretection, a lot of love and affection, wether i am right or wrong,
The Misheard: oh i got a bad ingection, a lot of pain a bad infection, whether my arm fell off,
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Real Lyric: Little miss, little miss can't be wrong
The Misheard: Little miss, little miss carefree gum!
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