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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap. I can't walk out.

    The Misheard: We called in a tramp. I can't walk out.

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: with the birds i'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: we've been shady so long with you

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

    The Misheard: Everyone needs a bosom don't you know

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Whenever Wherever

    Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains.

    The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with my tits.

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Creep

    Real Lyric: Shes runnin' out the door

    The Misheard: show lovin' at the door

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    The Misheard: If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any p***y. How can you have any p***y if you don't beat your meat?

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Material Girl

    Real Lyric: and i am a material girl

    The Misheard: and i am a ma- cheerio girl

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamos

    The Misheard: my large mole, it will come and take you over, my large mole...

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: He we are now, entertain us

    The Misheard: Here we are now, mashed potatoes!

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    Artist: Third Eye Blind

    Song: Semi-Charmed Life

    Real Lyric: Semi-charmed kinda life, baby

    The Misheard: Semitones are the life, baby

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