The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I used to fly like Peter Pan.
The Misheard: And I used to fly like a piece of poo.
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Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
The Misheard: It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di....
The Misheard: I'm blue, if I was green I would die....
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to talk to the King of Pigs.
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Real Lyric: might as well as face it you're Addicted to love
The Misheard: Might as well as face it you're a d*ke with no love
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I blow bubble when you're not here
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Real Lyric: Seems to have that invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: seems to have that invisible shelf, yeah
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: hold me close I'm tired of dancing
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Real Lyric: Trying to find the courage to ask her out was like trying to get oil from a water spout
The Misheard: Trying to find the courage to ask her out was like trying to get off on a water spout
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Real Lyric: Looking for a lover that won't blow my cover, she's so hard to find.
The Misheard: Looking for a lover that won't blow my brother, she's so hard to find.
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