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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes

    The Misheard: She's got 30 days to die

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    Artist: Kraftwerk

    Song: Autobahn

    Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

    The Misheard: Bong, bong, bong on the Autobahn.

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    Artist: BTO

    Song: Takin' Care Of Business

    Real Lyric: Takin Care of Business

    The Misheard: Takin Carol Fishin

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: shes got electric boots a mohair suit

    The Misheard: shes got electric boobs a mohawk too

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Philadelphia Freedom

    Real Lyric: Get a piece of pie my daddy never had

    The Misheard: Get a piece of mama daddy never had

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me

    The Misheard: bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me

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    Artist: Roy Orbison

    Song: Only The Lonely

    Real Lyric: There goes my baby There goes my heart There gone forever, so far apart

    The Misheard: There goes my baby There goes my heart There gone forever, so au revoir

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop) Don't Stop til you get enough

    The Misheard: PICK UP AT THE BUS STOP DONT STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH

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    Artist: Mandy Moore

    Song: In My Pocket

    Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket, Nothing but faith to keep me warm, But then I'd be lost without it. Tell me, how much for your love?

    The Misheard: Ten white candies in my pocket, All that I've got to keep me warm, dadadada be warm without em, tell me, how much for that dove?

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Black

    Real Lyric: untouched sheets of clay were laid spread out before me as her body once did..

    The Misheard: The children fail to see the penguin s**t in my eyes

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