The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: number 47 said to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted in your company...
The Misheard: number 47 said to to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted when you're humping me...
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Real Lyric: Shout! Shout! These are the things I can dream about.
The Misheard: Shout! Shout! Bees are the things I can dream about.
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Real Lyric: all the women who independant, throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: all the women who independant, throw your hands up batman
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: dressed up like a douche going to roll her in the night
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Real Lyric: Those one track minds, that took you for a working boy.... And when you've taken down your guard...
The Misheard: Those one track minds, that took you for a working whore.... And when you take a dump, oh God...
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Real Lyric: Without a sense of confidence
The Misheard: Goddesses of incompetence
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Real Lyric: spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: spare him his life from his warm sausage meat
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Real Lyric: "So come along and bring your juke-box money..."
The Misheard: "So come along and bring your juice-box money..."
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Tastes like chicken when I speed
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Real Lyric: I thought that music mattered But does it, bollocks Not compared to how people matter
The Misheard: I thought that music mattered But does it, bollocks Not compared to our fecal matter
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