The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus....
The Misheard: Hot Potatoes, hot potatoes
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche You know the rooter in the night
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A big black woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Take a bottle, shake it up
The Misheard: take your body, shake it up
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Real Lyric: She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends
The Misheard: She's got a lot or pretty, pretty boys that she calls men's
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Real Lyric: there's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: yeah, the bathroom is on the right
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Real Lyric: Instant Karma's gonna get you
The Misheard: Christmas card is gonna get you
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Real Lyric: Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene, just give me an hour and then...
The Misheard: Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene, just give me an hour in bed....
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
The Misheard: I was raised by two lesbian hags.
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Real Lyric: It's a girl my Lord,in a flat-bed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at me.
The Misheard: It's a girl my Lord,in a black davenport, slowin' down to take a look at me.
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