The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: And Heaven and Nature sing
The Misheard: and Helen back your beans
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Real Lyric: I've got chills their multiplying
The Misheard: I've got shoes their multiplying
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, ah-mo-ha-zu You know I read it in a magazine.
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Real Lyric: Little didi, bout Jack and Diane
The Misheard: Little didi, black jacket I am
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Real Lyric: Like deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: Like Catholics miss the rain
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Real Lyric: My Tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all. And even if I could It would all be grey, but your picture on my wall...It reminds me that its not so bad, It's not so bad.
The Misheard: Please don't call and wonder why I get outta bed and fall. The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all. And even If I could my mom would say "Put your picture on my wall, It reminds me that your not so bad, your not so bad."
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Real Lyric: No woman, no cry
The Misheard: No chicken-pot-pie
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Real Lyric: she's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain
The Misheard: she's got eyes of the bluest kind that tip top butter brain
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Real Lyric: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
The Misheard: I'm Nolen, Nolen, Nolen
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