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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multiplyin'

    The Misheard: I got shoes, they're multiplyin'

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner

    The Misheard: there go Jenny & Lionel

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    Artist: Devo

    Song: Whip It

    Real Lyric: try to detect it

    The Misheard: tattoo detected

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: I turned up the coller, on my winter coat.

    The Misheard: I turned the clocks, i'm going, my baby went to court.

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Independent Women Part 1

    Real Lyric: the shoes on my feet, i bought 'em the clothes I'm wearing, i bought 'em the rock i'm rocking, i ???????? it coz i depend on me

    The Misheard: then your tongue slowly moves right in all this time oh your tongue where's it been me I'm horny don't you know your tongue I want it so nipples they make my soul complete p***y tastes so sweet.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Ray Of Light

    Real Lyric: She's got herself a universe, gone quickly

    The Misheard: She's goddess of the universe, completely

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Showin' How Funky

    The Misheard: Show me hot f**king

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: It's been a year since I wrote my note

    The Misheard: It's been a year since I broke my nose

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Sledgehammer

    Real Lyric: im feeeding the rhythm

    The Misheard: i peed in the river

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: I Shot The Sheriff

    Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy

    The Misheard: I shot the carrot, but I didn't shoot the brocolli

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