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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bug-A-Boo

    Real Lyric: Break my lease so I can move

    The Misheard: Break my knees so I can't move

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand

    Real Lyric: i cant hide, i cant hide, i cant hide

    The Misheard: i get high, i get high, i get high

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un Perdidor, I am a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

    The Misheard: My boyfriend was signing them: "Sore from head to toe. I am a loser Baby, so why don't you kill me"

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: All I Wanna Do

    Real Lyric: And the sun goes down over Santa Monica Boulevard

    The Misheard: Till the sun goes down i'll salt a couple of 'ard

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: She Bangs

    Real Lyric: "She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee"

    The Misheard: "She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beast"

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: There's a sign at the window That he struck you A crescendo, Annie

    The Misheard: There's a sign on the window that he wahcked you with the window, Annie

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: There's a sign at the window That he struck you A crescendo, Annie

    The Misheard: There's a sign on the window that he wahcked you with the window, Annie

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, tellin me no lies

    The Misheard: She had a Sanka size, palamino eyes

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Waterloo

    Real Lyric: Waterloo...knowing my fate is to be with you

    The Misheard: Waterloo...bumming my baby to be with you

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    Artist: Diana Ross and the Supremes

    Song: You Can't Hurry Love

    Real Lyric: You can't hurry love No, you just have to wait

    The Misheard: Kato rhythm, No, you just have to wait

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