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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: zombie, zombie, zombie

    The Misheard: salami, salami, salami

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: zombie, zombie, zombie

    The Misheard: salami, salami, salami

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Can't Buy Me Love

    Real Lyric: Can't buy me love

    The Misheard: Cat-Puppy love

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under?

    The Misheard: Do you come from Orlando my love?

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

    The Misheard: Ah ah ah ah, spinny delight, spinny delight.

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near

    The Misheard: It's time to say goodbye artichoke Say it properly now, don't mumble Though you try to hide it, it's clear You have vegetables when I'm not here

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: a hundred million castaways looking for a home

    The Misheard: a hundred million castaways looking for a whore

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Take It Easy

    Real Lyric: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford, Slowing down to take a look at me.

    The Misheard: It's a girl, my Lord, in a bright red Ford, Slowing down to take a look at me.

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother...check it out now.

    The Misheard: Right about now, the funk's so rubber...check it out now.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: If you change your mind. I'm the first in line. Honey I'm still free. Take a chance on me.

    The Misheard: If you change your mind on the first string line. Ollie Oxenfree. Take a chance on me.

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