The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Feel the thorn twist in your side
The Misheard: Feel the phone twist in you side
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar on Me
The Misheard: Put Some Shoes on Me
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Real Lyric: Like a blister in the sun
The Misheard: Put whiskers on the sun
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Real Lyric: I got fire in my mind. I got higher in my walkin'. And I'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'.
The Misheard: I got hair in my back. I get higher in Milwaukee- And I'm pullin' in the dog; Give me warnin'.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil for a side-board
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Real Lyric: Right about now The funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now Your mum's your brother
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Real Lyric: The bartender looked up from his want ads..
The Misheard: the bartender looked up from his one eye
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Real Lyric: Silent Night, Holy Night All is calm, all is bright Round 'yon Virgin Mother and Child Holy Infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace
The Misheard: Silent Night, Holey night All is wrong, all is right Round your herd up, Mother and Child Holey in fact so tender and wild Sleep in heavenly peas Sleep in heavenly peas
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Real Lyric: Peg it will come back to you......Your blue print blue sure looks good on you
The Misheard: Hey, it will come back to you. And your perfume too it sure smells good on you.
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Real Lyric: follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, down, down, down till’ you see all my dreams
The Misheard: Barney, Barney, Barney, BArney, now, now, now, say, pee on my knee.
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