The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The land lord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy
The Misheard: The land lord say your rent is late He may have to lift the gate Don't worry, be happy
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times
The Misheard: He has a wimpy drink He has a smaller drink He has a larger drink He has a marger drink He sings song that remind him of the fast times He sings songs that remind him of the slower times
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times
The Misheard: He has a wimpy drink He has a smaller drink He has a larger drink He has a marger drink He sings song that remind him of the fast times He sings songs that remind him of the slower times
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Real Lyric: 25 years old, my mother, god rest her soul
The Misheard: 25 years old, my mother got dressed this old
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Real Lyric: Got to keep it strong before the pain turns into fear.
The Misheard: Got to keep it strong before the peyterns interfere.
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Real Lyric: I m a legal alien,
The Misheard: I m an evil alien
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Real Lyric: B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: P-p-p-Pennies on her chest
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Real Lyric: I just want to say hello again
The Misheard: I don't want to live in Rome again
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Real Lyric: bring me two pina coladas...
The Misheard: bring me two bean enchiladas...
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Real Lyric: Won't need bright lights, oh no we won't.
The Misheard: Won't eat fried rice, oh no we won't.
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