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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life

    The Misheard: Will you make me so hot before the rest of my life

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.

    The Misheard: Spy on the radio, I'm still just a brat eating cake.

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz

    Song: Rock And Roll Is Dead

    Real Lyric: Rock and Roll is dead !

    The Misheard: Fu*king rope is dead

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz

    Song: Rock And Roll Is Dead

    Real Lyric: Rock & roll is dead

    The Misheard: F**king rope is dead

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: Faster, faster! The lights are turning red.

    The Misheard: Pass the ketchup, the lights are turning red.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand

    Real Lyric: It's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

    The Misheard: It's such a feeling that my love, I get high, I get high, I get high

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: Honey I'm still free, Take a chance on me

    The Misheard: Ollie Oxen-free, Take a Chance on me

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Black

    Real Lyric: I'm surrounded by some kids at play

    The Misheard: Surrounded by zonkies that fail

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen.

    The Misheard: Lay me down in sheets of leather.

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: Every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

    The Misheard: My brothers gone crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

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