The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: You big Paradise, you put up a f*cking life.
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Real Lyric: Down By the Rosemary and Cameron she hands out the Bhagavad Gita
The Misheard: Down buy Miss Rosemary a camera She stands by the Garden of Eden
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Real Lyric: Down By the Rosemary and Cameron she hands out the Bhagavad Gita
The Misheard: Down buy Miss Rosemary a camera She stands by the Garden of Eden
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Real Lyric: Trying to find the courage to ask her out Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout
The Misheard: Trying to find the courage to ask her out Was like trying to get off from a waterspout
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Real Lyric: Sweet talkin' mamma with a face like a gent
The Misheard: sweat hogga mamma with a face like a gent
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Real Lyric: with a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: with a purple operator and a city hat
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Real Lyric: "Just touch my cheek before you leave me"
The Misheard: "Just cross my feet before you leave me"
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Oh won't you please take me home
The Misheard: Take me down to the burned-down city Where the grass in gone But the girls have titties, Oh won't you please take the phone?
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Real Lyric: More than a feeling
The Misheard: Four letter feeling
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible todger.
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