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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe

    The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe

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    Artist: Stevie Nicks

    Song: Edge Of Seventeen

    Real Lyric: And the days go by.... like a strand in the wind

    The Misheard: And the days go by.... like a stain, on your kid.

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our souls

    The Misheard: And as we wind on down the road, I sure do wish there were some stalls

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet

    The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by ancient Moché

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: I try to hide it, its clear my world crumbles when you are not here.

    The Misheard: i try to hide it, its clear i wear goggles when you are not here

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Animal

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: Kiss from a rose on the grey.

    The Misheard: Kiss from a rose on a grave.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Waterloo

    Real Lyric: Waterloo, Couldn't escape if I wanted to.

    The Misheard: Guantanamo, Couldn't escape if I wanted to.

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Can I Play With Madness

    Real Lyric: Can I play with madness

    The Misheard: Can I play with myself

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Spirits In The Material World

    Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world

    The Misheard: Ooh hasta lens in ma sofilia

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