The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Forty days in a jungle jeep
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Real Lyric: Lay Down Sally
The Misheard: Hey Tom Selleck
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Real Lyric: She had thankless thighs telling me no lies.
The Misheard: She had me circumsized, telling me no lies.
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Real Lyric: Burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Burning out a fuse forever long
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education We don't need no thought control
The Misheard: We don't need no education We don't need no birth control
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Real Lyric: And we'll have fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes the T-Bird away...
The Misheard: And we'll have fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes the teapot away
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day
The Misheard: Gina wants to die of old age
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Real Lyric: I cant afford his gas and then later in the song I've got a cosmic job
The Misheard: I cant afford this guy and then later I've got a crummy job
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Real Lyric: That heaven was overrated
The Misheard: Van Halen is overrated
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises Like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises Like a Lapras above the Serengeti
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