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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: Sing us a song, you're the piano man

    The Misheard: Sing us a song, yellow piano man!

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Animal

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: message in a bottle

    The Misheard: massage in a butthole

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    Artist: P.M. Dawn

    Song: I'd Die Without You

    Real Lyric: I'd die without you

    The Misheard: I'd die without shoes

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time

    The Misheard: kick my boobie one more time

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad but true

    The Misheard: Set Patrol

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    Artist: Mamas and the Papas

    Song: California Dreamin'

    Real Lyric: I'd be safe and warm If I was in L.A.

    The Misheard: I'd be safe and warm If I was in a lake

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Vacation

    Real Lyric: Vacation - all I ever wanted Vacation - had to get away Vacation - aren't meant to be spent alone

    The Misheard: 10 cases - all I ever wanted 10 cases - had to get away 10 cases - oh it's my special love

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have and invisible touch

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tuff shed

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Swallowed

    Real Lyric: Miss the one the one I love a lot

    The Misheard: Mister Walnut and a Lava lamp

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