The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's not fair To Remind me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: It's not fair To remind me Of the crossed eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a fork in love.
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Real Lyric: ...you don't have to put on the red light...
The Misheard: ...you don't have to put on the red tights...
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Real Lyric: Our Lips are Sealed
The Misheard: All of New Zeland
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Real Lyric: Wake me up inside
The Misheard: Spank me up inside
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet..
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by hootchee-mootchee
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Real Lyric: I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
The Misheard: I aint the shop is doin her s**t
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Real Lyric: karma police arrest this man he talks in math he buzzes like a fridge,he like a detuned radio
The Misheard: karma police arrest this man he buzzes like fridgid daytime radio
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Real Lyric: For handing you a heart worth breaking
The Misheard: For handing you a heart of bacon
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty beads thunder chief
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