The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored.
The Misheard: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a dog.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: Stuck my weenie in a bottle
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth...
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three day hoe!!!
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Real Lyric: Not bad on the eye.
The Misheard: Bendy eye.
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Real Lyric: every night all the men would come around, and lay their money down
The Misheard: every night all the men would come around, and lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: "As Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" & "I bless the rains down in Africa"
The Misheard: "...like a leopress above the Serengeti" and "I miss the rains down in Africa"
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Real Lyric: Pleasures remain, So does the pain
The Misheard: Pleasures remain, soldiers burping
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Real Lyric: For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
The Misheard: Are four midgets there? I'll ask myself, I'll ask myself
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Real Lyric: Her picture graced the grime on the door.
The Misheard: Her picture graced the "Crown Monkey" door.
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Real Lyric: And on Sundays, I elude the Eyes, and hop the turbine freight to far outside the Wire where my white-haired uncle waits.
The Misheard: And on Sunday, I and lurid eyes will hawk the turbine frames, too far outside the wires where my quiet uncle waits.
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