The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bei mir bist Du schoen
The Misheard: Buy me a *tushane*
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Real Lyric: I don't know where my home is
The Misheard: I don't know where my phone is
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Real Lyric: and this is the gift that has been given to me.
The Misheard: and this is the chimp that has been given to me.
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down and she's so blended, I had to feel so damned today
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Real Lyric: The kid is not my son
The Misheard: The chair-lift's not my son
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Real Lyric: Give it to me, baby, uh huh, uh huh!
The Misheard: Never all me baby, uh huh, uh huh!
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Real Lyric: every attempt on my own behalf has failed
The Misheard: every attempt on my my own half-ass failed
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Real Lyric: Pulling mussels from the shell
The Misheard: Pulling muscles for Michelle
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who, Who? Who, Who?
The Misheard: Who are you? Goop goop! goop goop!
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards, and candy, I do it just cause I
The Misheard: Flowers, cards, and candy, You could just call me
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