The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: dirty deeds and a dunder jeep
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Real Lyric: 4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: 400 children took a crap in the field.
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Real Lyric: Let the choir sing
The Misheard: Laugh or crying
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Real Lyric: Don't mess around with the guy in shades, oh no. (actually, Im still not sure. several people have submitted different "real" lyrics, but mine are real enough to me)
The Misheard: Don't mess around with the diet shades of love.
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Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
The Misheard: Become a, come a, come a, come a, come a Comedian
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Real Lyric: I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
The Misheard: Im just a girl, just little old me
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Real Lyric: crawling in my skin these wounds, they will not heal, fear is how i live, confusing what is real
The Misheard: crawling in my feet these wounds they will not hear fear is how i fall confused with what is real
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Real Lyric: Laughing plastic, it's fantastic!
The Misheard: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
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Real Lyric: and our love become a funeral pyre
The Misheard: and our love become a few rows higher
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