The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Color of cafe au lait
The Misheard: Color of hot mayonnaise
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Real Lyric: Untill the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd.
The Misheard: Untill the sun came up over on a couple a' guys!
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music,white boy!
The Misheard: Play that funky music right boy!
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Real Lyric: It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
The Misheard: It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feet.
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Real Lyric: I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
The Misheard: I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's a MAN!"
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Real Lyric: Stairway to heaven
The Misheard: Steroid heaven
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades (oh no)
The Misheard: Don't masquerade with a guy in shades (oh no)
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: Actually this is not me, but my mother: Bow legged woman, bow legged woman to me
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Real Lyric: You can be my Yoko Ono, You can follow me wherever I go Now that i'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain to have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain
The Misheard: You can beat up Yoko Ono You can find her wherever I go Now that i'm far away it doesn't seem to me that she's in much pain even though you hit her ankle with that giant ball and chain
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Real Lyric: the morning rain clouds up my window and i cant see at all
The Misheard: i wanna make love trough your window but i can be at all
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