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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: I'm not even sure, but I know that "my" lyrics are not them!

    The Misheard: Nudist city breakin' and everybody shakin' it, stayin'alive, stayin' alive

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    Artist: Faith No More

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: I need the bugger so I can see

    The Misheard: I need the booger so I can sing

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you put your keys up on the table?

    The Misheard: Why'd ya put the kids up on the table?

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    Artist: Kraftwerk

    Song: Autobahn

    Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

    The Misheard: The fun fun fun off the otto barn

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock The Casbah

    The Misheard: Rock the Catbox

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    Artist: Four Seasons

    Song: Big Girls Don't Cry

    Real Lyric: Shame on you your Mama said

    The Misheard: Shame on you you're a marmoset

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Losing My Religion

    Real Lyric: Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool

    The Misheard: Trying to keep eye on you Like a herd lost blind and forth, forth

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer

    The Misheard: No message could have been in the cupboard

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: Might as well face it you're addicted to love

    The Misheard: Your anus has to face it your addicted to gloves

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Take It Easy

    Real Lyric: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.

    The Misheard: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford slowing down to flip a booger at me.

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