The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like warm, warm water
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Real Lyric: Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could be Until you shared your secret with me
The Misheard: A Penis lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could pee Until you shared your secret with me
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Real Lyric: ...when the volcano blows
The Misheard: when the bomb does explode
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Real Lyric: May your days, may your days, may your days be sunny and bright
The Misheard: Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise . . .. .. . .
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Real Lyric: I can see us dying, are we?
The Misheard: I can see a stallion, Pee-wee!!
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Real Lyric: Waiting like a stalking butler
The Misheard: Waiting like a Scrubbing Bubble®
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Real Lyric: Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
The Misheard: Sniffing for titties like you on the ground
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Take a chance on me
The Misheard: To jiz on me
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods
The Misheard: Back to having no realm in the woods
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