The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got this burning, yearning inside me and it hurts so bad
The Misheard: I've got this burning, burning urine inside me and it hurts so bad
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Real Lyric: smile and grin at the change all around
The Misheard: runnin' free with the chickens all around
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Real Lyric: ...And if I have to crawl upon the floor
The Misheard: ...And if I have to throw up on the floor
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Real Lyric: Tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why, got out of bed at all...
The Misheard: Tea goes moldy when I die. Without I'm better off.
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Real Lyric: I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a Summer's day.
The Misheard: I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on Mother's Day.
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder.
The Misheard: Where women blow and men thunder.
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Real Lyric: load up on drugs, kill your friends
The Misheard: a lump of birds, give me hens
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Real Lyric: load up on drugs, kill your friends
The Misheard: a lump of birds, give me hens
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Real Lyric: everywhere i go people stop and they see 25 years old his mother god rest her sole
The Misheard: everywhere i go people stop and they say 25 years ago his mother got arrested so...
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Real Lyric: might as well face it you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: My anus will fix it, you're addicted to love.
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