The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places
The Misheard: I've got friends in Lone Places where the wastecan drowns and the bears chases my Balloons away well I'm not big on soft shoe braces think I'll slip on down to the oasis where I have friends in lone places
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Real Lyric: "Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth"
The Misheard: "Business men they drink my wine, plowmen take my herb"1
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva.Om.
The Misheard: Jackaroo Day. Oh!
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Real Lyric: And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river
The Misheard: And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will buy a ladder
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Real Lyric: Don't let the days go by, glycerine
The Misheard: Don't let the days go by, Misery
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Real Lyric: Standing on your mother's porch You told me that you'd wait forever.
The Misheard: Spending on your mama's purse You told me that you'd wait forever
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Real Lyric: I want to lay you down on a bed of roses For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
The Misheard: I wanna lay you down on a bed of roses 'Cause tonight I'll sleep on a bed of men
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Real Lyric: b**thes they come they go
The Misheard: chickens they come they go
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Real Lyric: My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
The Misheard: My heart is like an open highway Like Frankenstein I did it my way
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Real Lyric: We are the renegades of funk.
The Misheard: With a random case of funk.
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