The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Every smile you fake, Every claim you stake...
The Misheard: Every small you fake, Every clean, you stink...
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Real Lyric: constant craving
The Misheard: lost and crazy!
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha
The Misheard: Grim poodle basher
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Real Lyric: slam your body down and wind it all around
The Misheard: fall on-to the ground the party's all around
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue I was made out of dye
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Real Lyric: Just don't mean a thing- and thats a cold shot babe.
The Misheard: It just don't mean a thing- unless you go shopping
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa... and sure as kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: I missed the rains down in Africa... and Sure as killin the jerro risin across the limpness of old Jerry.
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Real Lyric: ...I sit, and meanwhile back, in Penny Lane...
The Misheard: ...I sit and eat wild rice, in Penny Lane...
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Real Lyric: Her mind is tiffany twisted she got the mercedes bends
The Misheard: her mind is definitely twisted she got the mercedes benz
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Real Lyric: Mama, just killed a man Put my gun against his head Pulled my trigger now he's dead
The Misheard: Put my gun against his head Now I'm trigger-happy Fred
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