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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: Hush,Hush,Keep it down now voices carry.

    The Misheard: Hush,Hush,Keep it down now Joyce's Hairy

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    Artist: Don McLean

    Song: American Pie

    Real Lyric: Cause moss grows flat on a rolling stone

    The Misheard: Cause Rosco's phat on a "Rolling Stone"

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: Buying bread from a man in Brussels

    The Misheard: I come from the land of Brasil.

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    Artist: U2

    Song: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

    Real Lyric: I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

    The Misheard: I still haven't found a good looking whore...

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    Artist: Dobie Gray

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Gimme the beat boys and free my soul...

    The Misheard: Give me the beat box and free my soul...

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    Artist: Donna Summer

    Song: Hot Stuff

    Real Lyric: Wanna share my love with a warm-blooded lover

    The Misheard: Wanna share my love with a woman lover

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Come Out And Play

    Real Lyric: The gangs stake their own campus locale

    The Misheard: The gay-straight hair is all over town

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Man In The Mirror

    Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer

    The Misheard: No mustache can withstand any clipper

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way

    The Misheard: then she lit up agenda and she showed me the way

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    Artist: Killing Heidi

    Song: Weir

    Real Lyric: down on your knees tryin' to appease somebody elses mixed up statement....

    The Misheard: down on your knees tryin' to appease somebody else's f#*@ed up pavement....

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