The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Boring and old are the things you're told about the outside world....
The Misheard: boring and old are the things you're told about bein' size 12.....
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Real Lyric: "Cheeseburgers in paradise..."
The Misheard: Actually, my three-year-old son misheard the lyrics and interpreted the song to be "cheeseburgers, prepare to die." Perhaps this is an indicator we've spent too much time wawtching Austin Powers movies or Serious Sam computer games together.
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Real Lyric: Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
The Misheard: Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, pee bags four.
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Real Lyric: A constant craving has always been.
The Misheard: I can't stand gravy. Huzzah, wastebin.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.
The Misheard: I get no tongue from my deoderant
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian.
The Misheard: Walk with an erection.
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Real Lyric: boo b***h-craft
The Misheard: the b***h crapped
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love.
The Misheard: Rick Dees is on the phone.
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Real Lyric: for handing you a heart orth breaking
The Misheard: forhead and ur heart was breaking
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I tried to say goodbye to Machoke
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