The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nigga you dissin me? Ask your mom who was cryn She was drinkin my pi no more lyn, let me tell you whats goin on Your family is poor Your mamma is a whore She came to me for money I said, this aint no bank honey I said, so whats up She said, you want you dick suck? Ok is cool, your momma souda like a fool After i came i pied on here face, that was good She got me all in the mood. Ok here's 5 dollar get the f**k outta here Go to the bar and buy yourself a beer Then come back and be my whore She said, no i dont wanne I said, you got no choise your f**kin poor
The Misheard: im a jelious b***h
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Real Lyric: we'll be fallin in love to the rythm of a steel drum band
The Misheard: we'll be falling in love to the rythm of the ceiling fan
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contaigous
The Misheard: Well the lie's out, its a stage us Here we are now, entertain us help the stupid, and contagious
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Real Lyric: We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty. . .
The Misheard: We've got one flea, one flea, one flea, pity!
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Real Lyric: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
The Misheard: Now it's time to feed the catfish if you dare
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Real Lyric: Insane you're gonna die when you listen to me......
The Misheard: NSYNC you're gonna die when you listen to me......
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Real Lyric: Illusion never change
The Misheard: Looser never change
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: A clown-whore's doin' it with your ex-girlfriend
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
The Misheard: I had wet dreams they were clouds in my coffee
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me..
The Misheard: Aewsome, Cherry Bombay
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