The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love in an elevator, loving and we're goin down
The Misheard: lovin it in Velveeta, lovin it and we're upside down
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner.
The Misheard: Big old Chad had a lighter.
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Hurly Burly gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
The Misheard: Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care
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Real Lyric: Love is a temple, love the higher law.
The Misheard: Love is a temple, love Thor Heyerdahl.
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Real Lyric: Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta:
The Misheard: Buffalo Soldier, Real life rock star.
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Real Lyric: Beelzeebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: Beelzeebub hit the devil with a sideboard key.
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Real Lyric: Walk through fields of barley.
The Misheard: Walk through fields of holly.
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Real Lyric: Suicide Blonde..
The Misheard: Super Salad Roll..
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Real Lyric: I'll be asleep because the s**t did not last
The Misheard: I'll be asleep cause the sex did not last
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