The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My blood runs cold My angel is the centerfold
The Misheard: I work untold My angel lives in Singapore
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Real Lyric: Forever in Blue Jeans
The Misheard: For Reverend Blue Jeans
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She had raspberries for brains
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Real Lyric: Layla, got me on my knees, Layla
The Misheard: Layla, happy on my jeans, baby
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Real Lyric: It`s like you`re always stuck in second gear.
The Misheard: It's like you're always stuck in, sucking beer.
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Real Lyric: Oh, Alison, my aim is true.
The Misheard: Oh, Alison, my English Jew.
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Real Lyric: I just wanna dance next to you.
The Misheard: I just wanna have sex with you.
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Real Lyric: Betcha by golly wow
The Misheard: catch a falling gollywog
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But it never is
The Misheard: I got my head shaved By Ichamochi It wasn't easy But nothing it is
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Real Lyric: Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty, I'll make you feel unpretty too
The Misheard: Be in the position to make you feel so...damn, I'm pretty! I'll make you feel I'm pretty too!
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