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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Down on the Corner

    Real Lyric: Willie and the Poor boys are playin', bring a nickel, tap your feet

    The Misheard: Billy and the Ballboys are playin', flingin' nickels at your feet

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: Turn Off the Light

    Real Lyric: There's an aching inside my head.

    The Misheard: There's a naked inside my bed

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Pinball Wizard

    Real Lyric: Sure plays a mean pinball

    The Misheard: Sure plays a mean tune, Ma

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    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young

    Song: Almost Cut My Hair

    Real Lyric: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a police car

    The Misheard: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a falling star

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Live And Let Die

    Real Lyric: Live and let die

    The Misheard: Liver lead die

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    Artist: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers

    Song: Islands In The Stream

    Real Lyric: Islands in the stream

    The Misheard: I'm in dentistry

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care of TCB.

    The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out the PCT.

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: Everybody's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.

    The Misheard: Everybody's crazy bout a cross-dressed man.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand

    Real Lyric: . . . it's such a feeling that, my love, I get high, I get high, I get high . . .

    The Misheard: . . . it's such a feeling that, my love, I get hives, I get hives, I get hives . . .

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    Artist: Tom Petty

    Song: Running Down a Dream

    Real Lyric: Running down a dream

    The Misheard: Running out of beer

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