The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was a long cool woman in a black dress
The Misheard: She was a long cool woman in a bedpan
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Real Lyric: Take my breath away
The Misheard: Take my breast away
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Real Lyric: Burnin' up his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: hebbin' up the heab of hebalon
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: I can really dance
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Real Lyric: Put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: Put up a f@#*ing lot
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Real Lyric: Married a year ago They're still checking each other out
The Misheard: Married a year ago They're still shagging each other out
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Real Lyric: All lies and jest, Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
The Misheard: All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards arrest.
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Real Lyric: Well, according to your entry 3412 "the Berkshires seemed green-like on account of that frosting"
The Misheard: "the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting"
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Real Lyric: Singing songs about the southland taking me home to see my kin. once again
The Misheard: Singing songs about the subway, taking me home to see my kin, once again But realized there are no subways in Alabama
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap....
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief....
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