The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be an old man anymore, it's been a year or two since I was out on the floor...
The Misheard: I don't wanna be a NOMAD anymore...(etc)
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Real Lyric: ...I stare at you You wear nothing but you wear it so well
The Misheard: ... I stare at you wear flip flops but you wear it so well
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig Bop
The Misheard: let's make bubbles!
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Real Lyric: We´re going to a party
The Misheard: We´re going to the potty
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: Who's that casting three feet of stairs in my direction?
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Real Lyric: Women glow and men chunder
The Misheard: Women go and make thunder
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Real Lyric: I want to live like animals careless and free, like animals
The Misheard: I want to live like cannibals hairless and free, like cannibals
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Real Lyric: Because the night belongs to lovers,because the night belongs to us
The Misheard: He doesn't ride exhausted llamas, he doesn't ride exhausted cows.
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Real Lyric: Disomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me..
The Misheard: This confident embassy has pulled itself upon me..
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a funny red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with forty red sheep
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