The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All my girls at the party. Look at that body, shaking that thing. Lookin up at the street got a nice package, alright Guess i'm gonna have to party all night
The Misheard: All my girls in the potty Lookin' real gawdy shakin' that wing lookin' up at us pee Need an ice pack, alright Guess i gotta have to potty all night
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Real Lyric: I want to Do-ri-ay, come on, I want to Do-ri-ay
The Misheard: I want to ur-i-nate, come on, I want to ur-i-nate
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do...
The Misheard: There's nothing but a hundred men in Fort Neverlose...
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Real Lyric: "'Cause I've got a hand for you."
The Misheard: "'Cause I've got it in for you"
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Real Lyric: Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked.
The Misheard: Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin' guitar.
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius...
The Misheard: This is the spawning of the pagers Aquariums
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys
The Misheard: Give me the people
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I;ve got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese Ive got my ass pipe
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage bronco-buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
The Misheard: i was a lonely teenage Bronson buff withered pink carnations and a pickup truck
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Real Lyric: Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Ba ba ba ba barbara ann
The Misheard: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
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