The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: my only friend through teenage years
The Misheard: my only friends, two teenaged mice
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Real Lyric: ...Little ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane...
The Misheard: "Little Kitty, where the hell is Diane?"
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: crawling in aspen, These words, They will not kill us
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Real Lyric: let the bible belt come and save your soul
The Misheard: let the bottle man come and save your soul
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Real Lyric: How could i forget that i had given her an extra key
The Misheard: How could i forget that i had given her an inch of me
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Real Lyric: Hey, you, get off of my cloud
The Misheard: Hey, you, get off of my back
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Real Lyric: break my lease so i can move cuz you're a buggaboo, a buggaboo
The Misheard: break my legs so i can't move cuz you're a buggaboo, a buggaboo
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The Misheard: My tears don't fall there wondering why, but I don't know it all
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it, its clear, I walk cobbles when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Eyeing Little Girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Five little girls with battered heads
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