The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a crowd.
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Real Lyric: Funky little shack!
The Misheard: F*cking in a shack!
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years Stowin' away the time Are you gatherin' up the tears Have you had enough of mine
The Misheard: Are you reeling in the eaves Stowing away the dimes Are you having enough to eat Are you having enough time
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Real Lyric: Who can it be now
The Misheard: New can of beans now
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Real Lyric: Because the night was made for lovers
The Misheard: Beast of the night was made for lovers
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the thunder cheeks
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada
The Misheard: If you like skiing at Grenada
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in the shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't m********e with the guy in the shades alone
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Real Lyric: Take your cat and leave my sweater
The Misheard: Take your cat he ate my sweater
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevvy to the Levee
The Misheard: Drove my Chevvy to the Lavvy but the Lavvy was dry
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