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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I'm Blue I was beat by a guy

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I got my hash pipe

    The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Everything Zen

    Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way Everything Zen, Everything Zen I don't think so

    The Misheard: Trashy was my wife And what she said, and what she said I don't think so

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street

    The Misheard: Steve walks merrily down the street

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Walk Like an Egyptian

    Real Lyric: walk like an egyptian

    The Misheard: walk like a prescription

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet

    The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by Ichum Bochay

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    Artist: Glen Campbell

    Song: Rhinestone Cowboy

    Real Lyric: and offers coming over the phone

    The Misheard: and awful coming over the foam

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: Now i'm naked, nothing but an animal but can you fake it, for just one more show

    The Misheard: Now i'm naked, nothing hiding in my mouth, with Kevin Bacon, for just one more show

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire.

    The Misheard: Give me fuel Give me five Give me double side of chowder.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Eleanor Rigby

    Real Lyric: pick up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.

    The Misheard: picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been

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